October 31st, Jesus came to Idaho. It’s documented in the police blotter of the Daily Beast (AKA, the Daily Bee, our local newspaper). No, it’s not some nut-job thinking he’s Jesus. Here, read for your self.
You’ll need the keen eye of a true believer to spot the proof. Here, I’ll help you, “A hit-and-run boating accident“. Who else but Jesus could “RUN” across water from a boating accident? I can’t find any biblical references to Jesus having minor skirmishes with the law prior to his second coming but, encouraged by the unwavering truth of the Daily Beast, I’ll keep looking.