Archive for January, 2012

Gangs in Cocolalla Tagging Private Property.

Saturday, January 14th, 2012

They have been lurking around here for a long time wearing their gang colors. They have no respect for private property, trespassing at all hours of the night. They run when you call them over. Here’s a shot of a little tree they tagged with their gang symbols. No one is safe.

Gangs of Deer Tagging Private Property

Crime Scene at the Leo’s House

Saturday, January 7th, 2012

COCOLALLA, ID — Photographic evidence taken from the home of a couple in Cocolalla, ID reveals that the Rimbey crime ring is expanding. Shown in this photo, a shipment of what investigators are calling “Rimbey Fudge & Brittle,” is a clear picture of the danger to society when crime families merge. The expansion heads north from the Phoenix area all the way up to the Leo family compound deep in the mountains of Idaho. It appears that the operation came to a quick halt during the weighing and quality checking process that takes place shortly before distribution. The only comment was from two individuals (Lucy and Fur [AKA Peanut]) who also lived in the house. Both complained that they were never given a cut because people thought they were cats. Investigators were not available for comment although it appears they were enjoying the discovery.

Fudge & Brittle Seized in Cocolalla, ID (click to enlarge)

 

Observations of Small Town Living (OOSTL)

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Spokane Airport: 7,600 passengers per day.

Ohare Airport: 182,600 passengers per day.

I should also mention that we’re about three times farther from Spokane Airport and yet it takes about twice the amount of time to go from front door to our gate.

 

Hibernate – Shmibernate

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

Bucking the trend of biology, this squirrel isn’t hibernating. Instead, she keeps raiding the bird feeder.

A Rock for Christmas

Thursday, January 5th, 2012

If you’re at all familiar with my pre-Christmas musings, you’ll know exactly why there was a rock in my gift from Jenny this year. And people think she’s not sneaky!

Pure Evil Ruins Christmas Gifts

Tuesday, January 3rd, 2012

Dear Ken and Family, Thank you so much for the beautiful bird treats shaped like Christmas ornaments. We hung them up on Dec. 27th. We noticed on the 28th that one had fallen off. We chalked it up to quality control at the factory. That evening was rainy. I swear I heard something outside but when I got up to check, I couldn’t see a thing. On the 29th, I noticed that a few more ornaments had fallen off the string. I felt bad because the birds were just coming to enjoy the wonderful treat.

Then “IT” appeared and I quickly realized that something evil was afoot.

That string it’s looking at formerly held the bird treats. You can’t see it in this picture but there’s still one treat up high. What’s worse, is that it wasn’t alone.

 

This second beast was probably none other than, “Spindle”.  Shortly after this picture was taken the string went, twang, the bird treat went flying and the monsters feasted.

I didn’t have the heart to shew them away. Next time, I’m sure. Here’s a close up of the evil ones. Look at the guilt in their eyes! (That is guilt, right?)